YOUR AGE BY BEER MATH

Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Beer will know!

This is pretty neat.
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

1. Pick the number of times a week you'd like to have Beer (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you already had your birthday this year add 1759 ...
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have Beer each week)
The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!)

2009 IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.